Example #1:
Person #1: "Can'
t make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."
Example #2:
On
Twitter: "
Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"
Example #3:
"While giving your GF a present is sweet from
time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."
Example #
4:
Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn'
t she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can'
t say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don'
t do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"