smog 

Term used by gay men still officially "in the closet" to proposition others without directly asking for sex. An outright calling for sex, akin to bathroom feet touching in the Larry Craig incident.

Hey smoggie mcsmoggerstein!!
Huh?
oh, never mind

smog by weui2347r9 May 5, 2008

Smog 

Visible air pollution often seen hovering around big cities (Los Angeles). The word 'smog' comes from the combination of the words 'smoke' and 'fog'.

There were times when a face mask was required to walk safely around Toronto because of SARS; Los Angeles is still like that because of SMOG.

Smog by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

smog 

sexy man of god

check out Dan over there, he is such a smog

smog by cabincrew October 15, 2010

SMOG 

Acronym for "Secretly Men Obey Girls"

Example #1:

Person #1: "Can't make it today, my girl's keeping me busy all day!"
Person #2: "Sounds like SMOG is actually a thing."

Example #2:

On Twitter: "Soon it's Valentine's Day again - Men, get yourselves together for our women! #SMOG"

Example #3:

"While giving your GF a present is sweet from time to time, doing it constantly reeks of SMOG."

Example #4:

Person #1: "What's popping, bro?"
Person #2: "Not too much, just finished doing my Girlfriends homework."
Person #1: "Again? Isn't she doing that all the time with you?"
Person #2: "Yes, but I just can't say no to her! After all, she threatened me with less sex if I don't do it..."
Person #1: "She's using you, break up with her! The SMOG took over your thoughts!"

SMOG by Skelpolu February 9, 2015

smog 

Sudden Moment of Gay-ness

He had a SMOG (sudden moment of gay-ness).

smog by tishtash1 October 10, 2010

smog 

cigarette, heater, smoke

I really need a smog right now

smog by HighMan November 8, 2003

SMOG 

'Suck Me Off Gob' acronym

To describe a mouth with lips not dissimilar to two soft moist slugs.
A mouth capable of some good gobble

'Brad's very lucky to be married to Angelina, she's got a right SMOG on her'

'look at those lips, i'd let her squat and gobble me with a SMOG like that'

SMOG by ollyderby February 24, 2008