swofford

The dumbest of the dumb. The most ignorant fucking retard that you can possibly find. In every conversation this person must add his input which in turn leaves you feeling dumber and left in awe. This person takes pride in being the butt of all jokes, and upholds himself in the highest tradition of being absolute retarded fat shit mad ass trash.
any possible negative word that can be used in a deragatory manner.

Your such a waste of fucking life, your such a "swofford."
by sumo_midget October 07, 2010
mugGet the swoffordmug.

swofford

a belemic fuck up who dusn't kno herslef
jordan u a cracked out swofford
by wrist watch November 23, 2003
mugGet the swoffordmug.

Swoffording

Belittling a person just because they have different likes/beliefs than you.
1st Person: "Dude, you like gouda cheese?? You are such a FAG!!"

2nd Person: "Man, you've got to stop swoffording me. I'm getting a complex."
by Gritty Banger December 28, 2007
mugGet the Swoffordingmug.

Swoffording

Belittling a person just because they have different likes/beliefs than you.
1st Person: "Dude, you like gouda cheese?? You are such a FAG!!"

2nd Person: "Man, you've got to stop swoffording me. I'm getting a complex."
by Gritty Banger December 29, 2007
mugGet the Swoffordingmug.