Smoff

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

by BigCol February 24, 2015

smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-

Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!

by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004

Smoff

Short for "Secret Masters OF Fandom" the side conversations of society and fandom organizations talking shop and sharing experiences to help break the ice or share, often self-deprecating, analogies. Often results in a long session of sharing these stories and the others involved in coming up with ways they would deal with the situation.

George was smoffing yesterday with the group and sharing how one of the attendees tried to hook their costume on the fire sprinkler in their room.

by Athirne May 26, 2018

scoffle

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

by bosscw March 10, 2011

Global warming scoffers

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.

Global warming scoffers are crackpots.

by Deep blue 2012 February 14, 2010

smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

scoffnosh

The act of a student coming home to the parents house and consuming a tonne of shite in the first 15 minutes

I'm going back to the parents for a scoffnosh

by Aldoggu October 19, 2018