Smilch

A noun describing someone who's less than or weak

That man is a SMILCH dress like a smilch

by ricorock2048 November 10, 2018

Smitch

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

smitchy

More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...

Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...

by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010

smitch

Thinking about or sleeping on an idea

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"

by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021

The Smitch

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.

You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!

by Chris337 December 16, 2008

spilcher

n. A semi-attractive girl who fancies herself more attractive than she really is, and touts a rotten, arrogant personality to boot.

v. To spend unnecessary amounts of energy trying to let people know you're better than them, even if the other person does not even know or care about them.

"what is up with all this drama she's always trying to cause?" "i don't know, she's just spilcherin', thinking life is like high school. she'll grow up one day.. maybe"

by flowersarepretty May 8, 2010