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Opposite of bare
There are smitch girls in this party :(
Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019
Related Words
Smilch • smitch • smelch • smitchy • smelching • smich • Spilcher • silchuck • Smiche • Smilthed

wet smirch 

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.
Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.
wet smirch by max rodgers January 24, 2017
More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...
Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...
smitchy by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010
one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"
smitch by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021

The Smitch 

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!
The Smitch by Chris337 December 16, 2008

spilcher 

n. A semi-attractive girl who fancies herself more attractive than she really is, and touts a rotten, arrogant personality to boot.

v. To spend unnecessary amounts of energy trying to let people know you're better than them, even if the other person does not even know or care about them.
"what is up with all this drama she's always trying to cause?" "i don't know, she's just spilcherin', thinking life is like high school. she'll grow up one day.. maybe"
spilcher by flowersarepretty May 8, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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