smeltch 

When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.

Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.

smeltch by winfaulker February 25, 2008

smeltch 

When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.

Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.

smeltch by winfaulker February 24, 2008

Smelching

The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device

ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”

Smelching by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018

Smetch 

1. A personal sketch made for a friend for fun and may not be very good.
2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is stolen from a store display.

1. I want some smetches, lol, they are so bad ass.
2. I am gonna try to draw for my friend a smetch.

Smetch by dodgerbaby February 9, 2014

smiltch

Smiltch. It’s not a brand. It’s a life style.

Go check Smiltch out on TikTok.

Smiltch made some sick videos last week!!!

smiltch by Smiltch November 29, 2021

Smelcher 

One who sucks the cum out of a woman's vagina after ejaculating. Akin to snowballing.

I had no idea John was a smelcher. After we got done doing the nasty, he started sucking his milk back out!

Smelcher by Some,kid July 27, 2008

Smetch 

1. A personal sketch made for fun and may not be very good.

2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is probably stolen from a store display.

1. I want some smetches, lol, they are so bad ass.

2. I busted open a case of GPK and all I got was a crappy smetch.
3. I am gonna try to draw a smetch for my buddy.

Smetch by dodgerbaby February 9, 2014