When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.
Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.
by winfaulker February 25, 2008
Get the smeltch mug.When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.
Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.
by winfaulker February 24, 2008
Get the smeltch mug.The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.
ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018
Get the Smelching mug.1. A personal sketch made for a friend for fun and may not be very good.
2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is stolen from a store display.
2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is stolen from a store display.
1. I want some smetches, lol, they are so bad ass.
2. I am gonna try to draw for my friend a smetch.
2. I am gonna try to draw for my friend a smetch.
by dodgerbaby February 9, 2014
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Get the smiltch mug.I had no idea John was a smelcher. After we got done doing the nasty, he started sucking his milk back out!
by Some,kid July 27, 2008
Get the Smelcher mug.1. A personal sketch made for fun and may not be very good.
2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is probably stolen from a store display.
2. A trading card sketch, made by an artist for a series, such as the Garbage Pail Kids, that is probably stolen from a store display.
1. I want some smetches, lol, they are so bad ass.
2. I busted open a case of GPK and all I got was a crappy smetch.
3. I am gonna try to draw a smetch for my buddy.
2. I busted open a case of GPK and all I got was a crappy smetch.
3. I am gonna try to draw a smetch for my buddy.
by dodgerbaby February 9, 2014
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