smearns 

A violent scottish bastard

"Wow, that guy is a real smearns"

smearns by WhoWhoWhoWho July 27, 2012

Stearnsy 

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.

Got your Stearnsy?

Stearnsy by jaggersx. February 17, 2017

Stearns County Syndrome 

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.

Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."

Stearns County Syndrome by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011

Smearism 

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!

Smearism by wpkoski February 4, 2020

stearnsed

getting booted from any school related fucnction due to being drunk

-Dude, where did Jimmy go?
-You didn't hear, he just got stearnsed.

-Oh shit, BP's comin over here.
-Quick, get under the table so you don't get stearnsed.

-How much have you been drinkin?
-Deacon said i have to sit here until I'm sober.
-O man, your probably gonna get stearnsed.

stearnsed by Mariah Carey February 15, 2008

Smearnit 

1. See weed or marijuana

2. The high produced by marijuana

3. Fuckin spronit

1. Yo dude you packin up the smearnit?

2. I am so totally smearnit right now

3. I'm smearnit I ain't no spronit, shiet I deid it

Smearnit by Conradthornicus December 30, 2008

smearys 

Semi-liquid condiments. Things like catsup, mustard, mayonaise, hot sauce, miracle whip, or any combination or variation, spread on sandwiches.

I'd like a a regular hamburger. No smearys, please. I don't like smearys.....

smearys by Dennis Potempa February 25, 2006