wpkoski's definitions

Smearism

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!

by wpkoski February 4, 2020

Was that really necessary?!?

The common response from a balding, middle-aged janitor with nothing to live for when faced with spilt sriracha.

Me: *spills sriracha on the counter and floor*

Virgin janitor: 😐 Was that really necessary?!?

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

SameMan6

TheSameMan6 is a term loosely used for a type of Overwatch player with severe allergies consisting of stuffy noses, and sore throats causing them to sound like a squid having sex whenever they try to speak clearly.

That SameMan6 is playing Trove, what a nerd.

by wpkoski January 25, 2018

NiCOLE!!!

An emo, goth, Tic-tac-toe wristed, 6-foot BBC havin’ whore commonly known as Nitsua. This mysterious entity is the daughter of the horrific painting from the 2017 horror film, IT and is the subject of numerous fake pregnancies and annual dick-sucking trips to Europe. Though Nicole is rumored to be her fake name, it has become associated with her through constant usage from one of her obnoxious boyfriends, Michael.

Nitsua: *takes a break from GTA V to go to the bathroom*

Matthew: NiCOLE!!!!! NitSUA!!!!!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Fagoot

Somebody that is so gay, you naturally curl up into a ball and make a silly face when they walk near you. Taking a picture of yourself making a silly face with the caption “fagoot” and sending it to an adversary is a threat of war with that gay little dick-sniffer.

Queerboy: Hey guys, whatcha doin?

Everybody else: Shit, it’s the fagoot *all curl into balls and make retarded faces*

Queerboy: WTF I’m not gay, I just like getting pegged!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

The OG Table

A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.

Me: Bro where should we sit at lunch?
Fox: Dude let’s sit at the OG Table!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021