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Stearns
1. The author of the abusive AP World History textbook. Referred to as, "The Double Dark Lord Who Isn't Black Despite What The Name Suggests."
2. On over intelligent man that darkens the door of knowledge with obtuse terminology with a deceptive front golden cover.
2. On over intelligent man that darkens the door of knowledge with obtuse terminology with a deceptive front golden cover.
Stearns by Dare Braile June 14, 2010
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Stearns County Syndrome
Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.
Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."
Stearns County Syndrome by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011
Stearns Kentucky
A derogatory term for Stearns County. An extremely white trash shithole in central Minnesota known for its obesity, alcoholism, transparent racism and most famously Stearns County Syndrome. Includes Saint Cloud and many surrounding communities.
Why the hell do half of the trucks on this town have Confederate flag in the back window? We're 1,000 miles from the closest Confederate state?
It's Stearns Kentucky, what do you expect?
It's Stearns Kentucky, what do you expect?
Stearns Kentucky by AsteRexxx October 13, 2018
Stearns High School
Ew.
If you’re lookin’ to send your child to a school where they’ll be surrounded by white ignorant, immature, and racist children - Stearns High School is the perfect place for you.
Stearns High School by Mount Katahdin May 5, 2020
Stearns County Syndrome
A syndrome, historically taking place in Stearns County, MN, as a result of being incestial, or having a high rate of inbrededness.
It also may reference thinking your county or area is better than other counties or areas, on the basis of arbitrary lines drawn over 100 years ago. Also seen in the entire state of Wisconsin.
It also may reference thinking your county or area is better than other counties or areas, on the basis of arbitrary lines drawn over 100 years ago. Also seen in the entire state of Wisconsin.
Guy: WTF?! That cougar only dates 20 year olds from her own county. I want her bad.
Girl: Dude, she's a ginger. Obviously a big sign of Stearns County Syndrome.
Girl: Dude, she's a ginger. Obviously a big sign of Stearns County Syndrome.
Stearns County Syndrome by Here to Learns August 13, 2010
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