Smearsack 

When a male slathers his scrotum with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. He then proceeds to smear his scrotum "con-cock-tion" in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.

Last night I ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the fuck out her. She woke up and thanked me for the meal.

Smearsack by stirrer March 6, 2011

smearacle 

A smearacle is something that seems to be or is turning out as a miracle, but suddenly goes even worse then before and becomes a smearacle, and smears away all hope. The derivation is miracle, and smear, because it is a miracle smeared away. It may be the worst occurrence in one's life.

Examples of smearacles:

1.
Wow, did you see the absolute smearacle with Joe! He was getting beaten up, but the guy who was beating him up got struck by lightning. But then the bully fell on him and electrocuted both. What a smearacle!

2.
Joe: OMG! Bob died.

Jack: How? Why?

Joe: Well he was in Africa, and an elephant picked him up with it's trunk and saved him from a pack of lions below! But sadly the elephants trunk crushed Bob.

Jack: That is such a smearacle, it's sad.

smearacle by ansertank August 22, 2014

sweatsack attack 

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.

"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."

sweatsack attack by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009

Smartsack 

When Manning doesn't want to post at a Beatdown

Manning is smartsacking tomorrow morning.

Smartsack by Smart sack July 25, 2019

searsucker 

funky short pants worn california surfer dudes

oh dearee did U take my searsucker pants to clean?? Yess dear!!
U know I have rls can U go to sears & roll buck buy some more searsucker???

searsucker by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006

smearfaceblanketmonster 

a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.

The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.

smearfaceblanketmonster by But Elizabeth is my name. June 11, 2008

Sugarsack

A place where "Youngsters" and "Street Youths" might congregate to take part in nefarious activities. Such activities may include but are not limited too; various forms of debauchery, scantilous behaviors, desecration of walls by "Skate and Destroy" and other such devilry. Such witchcraft and hedonism goes unseen by "Squares". Visitation of such lewd houses of ill repute most likely results in underage pregnancy and bad life decisions ultimately leading to being on Judge Judy.

"My crew and I are going to the Sugarsack to score some nasty beotches".

Sugarsack by UrbanScribedeeznuts! July 29, 2022