stearnsed

getting booted from any school related fucnction due to being drunk

-Dude, where did Jimmy go?
-You didn't hear, he just got stearnsed.

-Oh shit, BP's comin over here.
-Quick, get under the table so you don't get stearnsed.

-How much have you been drinkin?
-Deacon said i have to sit here until I'm sober.
-O man, your probably gonna get stearnsed.

by Mariah Carey February 15, 2008

Stearnsy

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.

Got your Stearnsy?

by jaggersx. February 17, 2017

Stearns County Syndrome

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.

Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."

by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011

sterned

The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.

Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!

by Stern Lover March 19, 2008

Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

Sterned

Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.

Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"

by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006

bear stearned

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008