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smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
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Have you met Samaria
Samaria by Monkey_05 October 17, 2015

Smartass Phone 

A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)
Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Smartass Phone by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011

smartassocity 

smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.

1. the quality or state of being a smartass

2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance

3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep

4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity

5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning

Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)

perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
Your smartassocity has been reminding me of someone.
1.sexy ass female. 2.diva. 3 simply beautiful. 4. Wifey martial and best friend. 5.That girl every man wishes they could have.
Damion:Man who is THAT? Carl: THATS SHARIAN! DAMION: WOW I'M GOING TO MARRY HER ONE DAY!
sharian by Sebastian Holyfield March 14, 2017

smaranika 

The best person to ever exist. They might sometimes get sad ,so give them a lot of love. Theyre the most kind ppl too. They are the most prettiest people but get insecure easily. If they're comfortable around you ,theyre the best. Theyre clingy and goofy too
Look..its smaranika?? Omg I wanna be friends with them
smaranika by Anna_1111 September 18, 2020