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smaria by Loopdeedooo February 1, 2022
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smartard
smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
Samaria
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Smartass Phone
A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)
Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Smartass Phone by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011
smartassocity
smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.
1. the quality or state of being a smartass
2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance
3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep
4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity
5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning
Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)
perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
noun, plural smartassocities.
1. the quality or state of being a smartass
2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance
3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep
4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity
5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning
Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)
perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
smartassocity by Oxford Angstologic April 11, 2015
sharian
1.sexy ass female. 2.diva. 3 simply beautiful. 4. Wifey martial and best friend. 5.That girl every man wishes they could have.
sharian by Sebastian Holyfield March 14, 2017
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