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when something, such as a pencil, is shoved up your nose really hard causing pain and possibly tears.
Chris accidently slurved the girl with the huge nose with his pencil because she was in his face.
slurved by Sarrahhh May 20, 2007
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when someone is a bit unsure/questioning someone else's actions
I'm a little scurved by this old lady wearing booty shorts.
scurved by planetain April 19, 2018
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when a person/people drink excessively.
"My mate got well slurged yesterday"
slurged by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017
when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff
slurred by hex_ten May 16, 2004

Slurred Edge 

Originated from the punk/metal scene. Slurred Edge is the philosophy that life is too short to spend it doing activities you hate or living by a moral code defined by someone else; that people should engage in activities that make them happy. This may mean drinking until you throw up, eating meat, smoking, going to work hungover, staying out all night, being promiscuous, causing mischief or any other activity, these are the uncondemnable choices of the individual.

Slurred Edge is a movement in assertive response to the Straight Edge movement wherein people disrespect others who's lifestyle choices conflict with their own. The movement is represented by the Infinity symbol and many followers of the Slurred Edge movement are often seen with this symbol tattooed somewhere on their person.
"We're Slurred Edge, go and be boring somewhere else."
Slurred Edge by Lamozoid April 6, 2010

Dode Slarved 

The act of getting your dick sucked very hard and with much saliva. It originated from the FunnyorDie iPad parody video actor Adam Scott.
"...send and receive emails; all while getting my dode slarved."-Adam Scott.

slurped out

slurped out by TalibanDae January 2, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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