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Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!
I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!
Slurfed by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012
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The word for when you get so rediculously owned your'e in total disbelief that it happend to sturfed is the first word that comes to mind. Yelling the word is optional but for an insurmountable ownage situation, Sturfed must be yelled.
Amanda got STURFED last night when she was called a hooker by one of her friends.
Sturfed by canyoudigit March 7, 2007
when a person/people drink excessively.
"My mate got well slurged yesterday"
slurged by MrTickleTits January 25, 2017
when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff
slurred by hex_ten May 16, 2004
When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.
I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.
Smurfed by jammats69 September 9, 2014

Surfed my mojo 

To ride off the back of someone elses good fortune.

To willfully use another person's popularity to garner your own.
No one knew who that bitch was till she latched on to me and then introduced herslf to everyone as my new best friend....she totally "surfed my mojo" onto centre stage!
Surfed my mojo by Zeddie July 6, 2009
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