Urban Addict

one who must post more definitions than the rest of the world, strives to be humorous
ahahah! thats 5032 definitions! im on a roll today
by hex_ten December 17, 2003
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frothy hooker

A hooker with rabies, who froths.
eewwwwwwww, that is fucked up dude
by hex_ten December 24, 2004
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purge

The act of cleansing:
1. A person of their life
2. An infadel of their stupidity, by killing them, of course
3. An army of retards
4. A shower of mildew
1. "Stupid! you die now, please join the line for purgance"
2. "That is SO morrocan! *death*"
3. Stalin LOVED to purge
4. "GOD DAMN mildew! i've been PURGING all day!"
by hex_ten December 24, 2004
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zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
by hex_ten January 28, 2006
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blowing up

the act of going from one piece to many pieces in a short space of time, C4 or TNT used to speed up process
hoho, look at him, he's blowing up *SPLAT*
by hex_ten December 01, 2003
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god's special people

God's special people is another word for retards, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.

These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.

Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.
god's special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!

"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"
by hex_ten January 30, 2006
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slurred

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff
by hex_ten May 16, 2004
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