zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!

"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"

by hex_ten January 28, 2006

Arrakis

Lame place, full of worms and sand, not good vacation spot,
some fremen, shoot on sight, value water too much, should all be killed, see Operation Arrakis Freedom

"i dont know man, we arrived and all we could see was sand, then a worm ate us and shat us out as MORE sand, THEN we called the travel agency"

by hex_ten December 01, 2003

S.J

wow, the guy sounds like he likes to take rim shots

*shhhhllluck* good shit MOD (in caps cause i suck ass)

by hex_ten June 10, 2004

your maw

Your maw is the butt of every joke see your mom

I had YOUR maw
"what you doing?"
"Your MAw!"

by hex_ten February 02, 2004

zerocool

a "l33t H4X0r" also known as crash override, from the movie hackers, he "pwns all joo ll4m4s", apparently

dade murphy is l33t as zer0c00l

by hex_ten November 22, 2003

bloodsport

A sport or game where the opponents are legally allowed to draw blood, severely injure or kill the opponent as the objective of the sport.

Fox hunting and deathmatch are GREAT examples of bloodsport, unfortunatley you can only lose once, shame.

by hex_ten January 21, 2005

smork

a smokey bork!

stop smorking around, you smork!

by hex_ten November 28, 2003