Definitions by hex_ten
Double Banking
When a person in a pub is in possession of two pints at the same time, one in each hand, he is said to be double banking.
This stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar.
This stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar.
Double Banking by hex_ten January 13, 2009
chode
A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy
cavemen
This is the plural of caveman, when a band of cavemen get together it can be called a mauling.
cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
god's special people
God's special people is another word for retards, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.
These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.
Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.
These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.
Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.
god's special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!
"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"
"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"
god's special people by hex_ten February 1, 2006
zombie check
The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.
The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.
Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
zombie check by hex_ten January 28, 2006
jesal
Jesal means to be as jesus, as in walking on water, is a jesal act.
Making water into wine is also a jesal act, making wine into water...is just stupid.
Making water into wine is also a jesal act, making wine into water...is just stupid.
babelfuck
When one passes a phrase through the babelfish one or more times until it ceases to make any literal sense and instead sounds like some heavy metaphorical explanation.
The example was babelfucked with japanese twice
The example was babelfucked with japanese twice
Until it finishes to make, when transferring the time of one or more to phrase, through 1 Tsuga babelfish in feeling of which letter heavily as in figurative explanation being audible to substituting.
When that, the time being one or more, in order to make, it moves to phrase heavily in as the figurative explanation which is audible in letter substitution through babelfish of one Tsuga of feeling, until it ends.
When that, the time being one or more, in order to make, it moves to phrase heavily in as the figurative explanation which is audible in letter substitution through babelfish of one Tsuga of feeling, until it ends.