slowpid 

Someone who is slow and stupid. Who cannot undertsnad things easily and when they do it is often slow.

That girl is so slowpid , is took her 2 days to figure out 2+2!

That gyu is so slowpid, he dind;t understand my joke, til a week later.

slowpid by Sammmeeeehhh October 12, 2008

slewpid 

Noun: Dumb to the point of ignoring factual evidence rebutting an argument. Obstinately stupid.

Adjective: To make oneself appear incredibly uneducated and obtuse, either intentionally or unintentionally.

noun: The definition from Webster's right in front of him, he was too slewpid to ascertain the meaning.

verb: The slewpid blogger didn't understand his posting invalidated his point.

slewpid by LeJumbo January 9, 2013

slowpod 

An almanac, reference material or other informational book for those who don't have a smartphone, Ipod or otherwise electronic means of looking something up.

Who was the 8th president of the United States, you ask? Well I don't have a smartphone to look it up but let me pull out my slowpod here and see what the good ole World Almanac says.

slowpod by jenestra December 18, 2012

sloppidy 

Noun. Slang term for an abstract object or idea of great value such as an education, job, money, or mental state.

(Job Interview)

Interviewer: "So why are you interested in this position?"

Interviewee: "Bippidy Boppidy I need that Sloppidy."

sloppidy by Fertile Myrtle June 2, 2018

Showpidity

Exhibiting stupidity in an otherwise smart character in a TV show to give an explanation of a concept to the watcher of the show.

Scully asked Mulder about the werewolf's weaknesses in showpidity.

Showpidity by Dodgyb2001 December 5, 2020

slowpede 

A stampede of fat and or obese people that may be too fat to see you. Resulting in you being trampled.

Oh my God! It's a slowpede! Run!

slowpede by bobauly March 19, 2008

snowpidity 

A combination of snow and stupidity. Dumb things people do when it snows.

Sledding into traffic, driving too fast (or too slow) for conditions and causing a wreck, naked snow angels, etc. "He drove with a fair amount of snowpidity".

snowpidity by PrezRR December 3, 2013