slowpede 

A stampede of fat and or obese people that may be too fat to see you. Resulting in you being trampled.

Oh my God! It's a slowpede! Run!

slowpede by bobauly March 19, 2008

Slowpedia

SLOWPEDIA
Phonetic:/ˈsləʊ.pi .di.ə/
Part of Speech: Noun
An encyclopedia of anything done slowly, achieved slowly, or moving at snail speed. Covers slow processes, slow people, slow internet, slow results, slow progress.
Coined by: Wuraola Elizabeth Boluwatife Awobola

Date: 8th September 2026

Examples:
1. “My laptop is on slowpedia today, 1 hour to open Word”
2. “Traffic on Third Mainland is pure slowpedia”

Slowpedia by Wuraola September 9, 2026

Slowpedia

An encyclopedia of anything done slowly, achieved slowly, or moving at snail speed. Covers slow processes, slow people, slow internet, slow results, slow progress.

*Examples:*

1. _“My laptop is on slowpedia today, 1 hour to open Word”_

2. _“Traffic on Third Mainland is pure slowpedia”_

Slowpedia by Wuraola September 9, 2026

Slowpedia

An encyclopedia of anything done slowly, achieved slowly, or moving at snail speed. Covers slow processes, slow people, slow internet, slow results, slow progress.

Examples:
1.“My laptop is on slowpedia today, 1 hour to open Word”
2.“Traffic on Third Mainland is pure slowpedia”

Slowpedia by Wuraola September 9, 2026