Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.
To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk
by PrezRR November 01, 2012
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snowpidity

A combination of snow and stupidity. Dumb things people do when it snows.
Sledding into traffic, driving too fast (or too slow) for conditions and causing a wreck, naked snow angels, etc. "He drove with a fair amount of snowpidity".
by PrezRR December 03, 2013
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