4 definitions by jenestra

slowpod

An almanac, reference material or other informational book for those who don't have a smartphone, Ipod or otherwise electronic means of looking something up.

Who was the 8th president of the United States, you ask? Well I don't have a smartphone to look it up but let me pull out my slowpod here and see what the good ole World Almanac says.

by jenestra December 18, 2012

GiPod

Combination of giant and iPod.

An alternate name for the iPad, the touchscreen electronic tablet made by Apple.

Pronunciation: jahy pod

Also, GiPod Touch

There's no way I'm going to drop 500 bucks on a GiPod, I already have an iPod Touch. What do I need another one for?

Gee, I wish this GiPod weren't so huge. It won't even fit in my purse. In my pocket??? Forget about it.

by jenestra February 5, 2010

recruition

1. the act or process of recruiting.

2. Kind of like recruitment…….but not

We're working on the recruition of new members into our group.

by jenestra February 4, 2010

Belladramatic

Similar to melodramatic, defined as "exaggerated and emotional or sentimental; sensational or sensationalized; over-dramatic" ......... but even *more* ridiculous, a la Bella Swan from the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer regarding her entire relationship with nearly everyone in the world.

Oh god, don't be so belladramatic.....you'd think you were just dumped by a vampire.

by jenestra July 20, 2010