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shoepidity 

Wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just so you look hot.
Buffy teetered to her car in her 5 inch heels while her friend thought that girl has some major shoepidity going on today.

stoopidity 

A measuring of how stoopid someone is. Even more stupid than stupidity.
Oh, man. His stoopidity level is off the charts.
stoopidity by idfk42 September 22, 2016

snowpidity 

A combination of snow and stupidity. Dumb things people do when it snows.
Sledding into traffic, driving too fast (or too slow) for conditions and causing a wreck, naked snow angels, etc. "He drove with a fair amount of snowpidity".
snowpidity by PrezRR December 3, 2013

snopidity 

(n) = the assertion that cold weather somehow disproves global warming

See also: snopid (adj)
Did you hear that the Virginia GOP put out an ad mocking the snow storm as "12 Inches Of Global Warming."? I can't believe the snopidity of some people.
snopidity by emdeepee February 8, 2010

slopidity 

sloppiness and stupidity
it was not my fault, it was my down to my slopidity!
slopidity by ruthless Ruth September 9, 2020

Spewpidity 

When an loud mouth moron never shuts up
My idiot coworker won't stop with his spewpidity, he keeps bragging about how awesome he is. When he clearly is not.
Spewpidity by NorthernNative September 17, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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