sloposaurus

inappropriately drunk...too embarassing to be seen in public...pee your pants and pass out on your front lawn...drinking as much as a dinosaur..

look at that herd of sloposauruses!

by wanda143 April 28, 2008

Shopasaurus

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011

Slutosaurus Rex

The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.

Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!

by gmanator October 14, 2011

Slopposaurus Rex

An extreme name for a person of the sloppy nature. Originating in the late 90's, it has traveled to the homes of many families, with sloppy members.

This is also a name for a girl with the following characteristics:
-Walks around without pants
-Gets drunk off two beers
-Terrible musical taste

Man! Did you see (Miley Cyrus, Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Caitlin Lightner, Sienna Miller, Nicole Richie, etc...) last night? She was so drunk! She was acting like a real Slopposaurus Rex.

by Margie Hamilton May 30, 2010

Slopasaurus

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.

Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!

Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!

by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011

Sleeposaurus

When your roommate sleep walks in a drunken stupor, brakes your chess set, and eats all the food that's not his.

#1-Hey man, did you brake my chess set last night?
#2-No, I have no idea what happened to your chess set..
#1-Hmm, okay, well did you eat my food last night?
#2-No, I have no idea what happened to your food..
#3-Looks like Sleeposaurus paid us a little visit last night.

by D-How January 22, 2010

Slorasaurus Rex

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)

Can you believe she cheated on him she's such a slorasaurus Rex

by george the hipster March 17, 2011