Slopasaurus 

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.

Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!

Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!

Slopasaurus by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011

Slutasaurus Rex 

The queen of all sluts.

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!

Slutasaurus Rex by Cory Medland (C Mak) April 25, 2003

Shopasaurus 

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

Shopasaurus by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011

Slutasaurus 

The slutasaurus is one of the sluttiest creatures and most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now the western United States, more specifically Kirkland, WA. Some people consider slutasaurus to be a species of dinosaur similar to the T. Rex while others maintain and are correct in believing the slutasaurus is a separate genus commonly likened to a dirty whore.

the slutasaurus is very sexually promiscuous and usually engages in sexual acts that are disapproved of, obviously. unlike your everyday slut you will not find the slutasaures standing on the corner of Aurora or any other street corner for that matter. The slutasaures is commonly found burrowed in it's slutasaures den where it's visitors line up for a little slutasaures action. If you are interested in finding out more about the slutasaures you will have to do some investigative research on where to best locate one of the aforementioned dens.

I usually end up burrowing with the same slutasaurus every week. Her den has the largest selection of inappropriate toys. true that playa.

Slutasaurus by kellyka December 20, 2007

slagasaurus 

A derogatory term for a loose woman. Generally used toward older or heavier types.

"So that beast slept with all of those men? What a slagasaurus."

slagasaurus by Michael Scavitto January 5, 2008

Slopposaurus Rex 

An extreme name for a person of the sloppy nature. Originating in the late 90's, it has traveled to the homes of many families, with sloppy members.

This is also a name for a girl with the following characteristics:
-Walks around without pants
-Gets drunk off two beers
-Terrible musical taste

Man! Did you see (Miley Cyrus, Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Caitlin Lightner, Sienna Miller, Nicole Richie, etc...) last night? She was so drunk! She was acting like a real Slopposaurus Rex.

Slopposaurus Rex by Margie Hamilton May 30, 2010

Slorasaurus Rex 

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)

Can you believe she cheated on him she's such a slorasaurus Rex

Slorasaurus Rex by george the hipster March 17, 2011