Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.
A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.
Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.
The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.
The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011
Get the Shopasaurus mug.A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.
Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!
Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!
Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!
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look at that herd of sloposauruses!
by wanda143 April 28, 2008
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Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.
by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010
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As it turns our you to can appreciate the shitasauti by simply squatting down and taking a raw dump into your hand. Hold it up to your nose. Take a deep wiff and shout "SHITASAURUS!!!!"
As it turns our you to can appreciate the shitasauti by simply squatting down and taking a raw dump into your hand. Hold it up to your nose. Take a deep wiff and shout "SHITASAURUS!!!!"
Apon leaving the female bathroom and young and buxom girl scantily dressed took a delicate wiff and shouted "SHIRASAURUS" as the old woman came out of the bathroom. Everyone within 120 feet of her passed out (including the lovely and buxom girl which we may or may not have taken advantage of);)
by Ro-bert2 January 25, 2005
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