sliznap

slap; something not to do to your girlfriend, shitheads
shiznatfizzuck

I gave my biatch a sliznap and she shot me in the head, then done fizzucked my best friend.

by B August 26, 2003

shiznappled shot gun

when a man wants took hook up or have sex with a woman just to get some.

Girl: how'd the hook up go last night?
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'

by Alex Shiztrankk July 16, 2009

Sliznatch

A slutty biznatch.

"I cant believe that chick is wearing a flourescent green g-string under that white see-throgh mini-skirt. What a sliznatch".

by Kwittle October 9, 2008

shiznapple

A word devised to avoid using the word "shit" for the purpose of talking clean. It is a substitute word for "shit".

Example 1:
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!

Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!

by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008

shiznapp

when someone (usually a teacher)says something that some people find funny, but the normal ones find awkward. the person is usually trying to be funny. it is usually followed my an awkward pause or silence, disrupted by the shiznapper asking a question such as "are we ok?"

TEEN LIVING TEACHER: "your first period is called a menarche. not you boys, if you are bleeding from your penis, please see a doctor"

STUDENTS: *awkward silence*

TEACHER: "are we ok?"

STUDENTS: "awkward silence" (thinking 'is she really saying this?!?!')

TEACHER: "Oh, and remember girls, sharing makeup spreads bacteria. its just as dirty as sharing a tampon. girls, would you share a tampon or maxi pad?"

STUDENTS: *awkward silence*

TEACHER: "are we ok?"

STUDENTS: *...awkward silence...* (thinking 'omg stfu already!')

^^^actual conversation of shiznapp^^^

by PURPLE SHIZNAPP LLAMA May 13, 2009

For Shiznaps!

Similar in the use of 'For Narnia' , but with a much smaller scale of purpose. Usually yelled aloud after some one else states what is going to be done, and followed after with a stomping charge of glory. Cape, shield, sword and unicorn is optional.

"Lets go get some cerial."-Bobby

"FOR SHIZNAPS!"- Karen

by Postal Boy July 11, 2010

shiznapples

the word used when in state of being in shock

teacher: where is your essay?
student: Oh shiznapples, i left it on my kitchen table!

girl: jason just asked me out!
friend:Shiznapples! thats awesome

by doodlebrain43 March 29, 2009