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To accentuate the word "snap", making it all that much cooler.
Person 1: "Your girl gives good head!"

Person 2: "Oh SNIZNAP! No you didn't!"

Person 3: "Go fuck youself..."
Sniznap by Nick Nizzle Fo Shizzle February 24, 2012
Words you can keep
a word that means the same as Crap or shoot or shit
oh snizzap i broke a nail!
snizzap by Sammy Rae May 3, 2005
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shiznappled shot gun 

when a man wants took hook up or have sex with a woman just to get some.
Girl: how'd the hook up go last night?
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'

shiznapple 

A word devised to avoid using the word "shit" for the purpose of talking clean. It is a substitute word for "shit".
Example 1:
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!

Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!
shiznapple by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008
A term that means 'snap'. Should be used at times when it's either extremely random or just plain funny.
Dave: Hey, when does that concert start?
Jason: Dude, you are so late! It started an hour ago!
Dave: Oh snizap!!! I thought it didn't start yet.
Jason: Wow, you must be so beached.
Snizap by Ashley teh Great August 16, 2006

shiznapp 

when someone (usually a teacher)says something that some people find funny, but the normal ones find awkward. the person is usually trying to be funny. it is usually followed my an awkward pause or silence, disrupted by the shiznapper asking a question such as "are we ok?"
TEEN LIVING TEACHER: "your first period is called a menarche. not you boys, if you are bleeding from your penis, please see a doctor"

STUDENTS: *awkward silence*

TEACHER: "are we ok?"

STUDENTS: "awkward silence" (thinking 'is she really saying this?!?!')

TEACHER: "Oh, and remember girls, sharing makeup spreads bacteria. its just as dirty as sharing a tampon. girls, would you share a tampon or maxi pad?"

STUDENTS: *awkward silence*

TEACHER: "are we ok?"

STUDENTS: *...awkward silence...* (thinking 'omg stfu already!')

^^^actual conversation of shiznapp^^^
i want to eat that ho's sniznatch
sniznatch by ziggy smallz April 30, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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