Sniznap
Person 1: "Your girl gives good head!"
Person 2: "Oh SNIZNAP! No you didn't!"
Person 3: "Go fuck youself..."
Person 2: "Oh SNIZNAP! No you didn't!"
Person 3: "Go fuck youself..."
Sniznap by Nick Nizzle Fo Shizzle February 24, 2012
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Sniznap • shiznapple • Snizap • shiznap • shiznapp • shiznappled shot gun • sliznap • snizapple • sniznatch • snizzap
shiznappled shot gun
Girl: how'd the hook up go last night?
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'
shiznappled shot gun by Alex Shiztrankk July 16, 2009
shiznapple
A word devised to avoid using the word "shit" for the purpose of talking clean. It is a substitute word for "shit".
Example 1:
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!
Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!
Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!
shiznapple by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008
Snizap
A term that means 'snap'. Should be used at times when it's either extremely random or just plain funny.
Dave: Hey, when does that concert start?
Jason: Dude, you are so late! It started an hour ago!
Dave: Oh snizap!!! I thought it didn't start yet.
Jason: Wow, you must be so beached.
Jason: Dude, you are so late! It started an hour ago!
Dave: Oh snizap!!! I thought it didn't start yet.
Jason: Wow, you must be so beached.
Snizap by Ashley teh Great August 16, 2006
shiznapp
when someone (usually a teacher)says something that some people find funny, but the normal ones find awkward. the person is usually trying to be funny. it is usually followed my an awkward pause or silence, disrupted by the shiznapper asking a question such as "are we ok?"
TEEN LIVING TEACHER: "your first period is called a menarche. not you boys, if you are bleeding from your penis, please see a doctor"
STUDENTS: *awkward silence*
TEACHER: "are we ok?"
STUDENTS: "awkward silence" (thinking 'is she really saying this?!?!')
TEACHER: "Oh, and remember girls, sharing makeup spreads bacteria. its just as dirty as sharing a tampon. girls, would you share a tampon or maxi pad?"
STUDENTS: *awkward silence*
TEACHER: "are we ok?"
STUDENTS: *...awkward silence...* (thinking 'omg stfu already!')
^^^actual conversation of shiznapp^^^
STUDENTS: *awkward silence*
TEACHER: "are we ok?"
STUDENTS: "awkward silence" (thinking 'is she really saying this?!?!')
TEACHER: "Oh, and remember girls, sharing makeup spreads bacteria. its just as dirty as sharing a tampon. girls, would you share a tampon or maxi pad?"
STUDENTS: *awkward silence*
TEACHER: "are we ok?"
STUDENTS: *...awkward silence...* (thinking 'omg stfu already!')
^^^actual conversation of shiznapp^^^
shiznapp by PURPLE SHIZNAPP LLAMA May 13, 2009
sniznatch
sniznatch by ziggy smallz April 30, 2003
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