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shiznapp 

when someone (usually a teacher)says something that some people find funny, but the normal ones find awkward. the person is usually trying to be funny. it is usually followed my an awkward pause or silence, disrupted by the shiznapper asking a question such as "are we ok?"
TEEN LIVING TEACHER: "your first period is called a menarche. not you boys, if you are bleeding from your penis, please see a doctor"

STUDENTS: *awkward silence*

TEACHER: "are we ok?"

STUDENTS: "awkward silence" (thinking 'is she really saying this?!?!')

TEACHER: "Oh, and remember girls, sharing makeup spreads bacteria. its just as dirty as sharing a tampon. girls, would you share a tampon or maxi pad?"

STUDENTS: *awkward silence*

TEACHER: "are we ok?"

STUDENTS: *...awkward silence...* (thinking 'omg stfu already!')

^^^actual conversation of shiznapp^^^
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shiznappled shot gun 

when a man wants took hook up or have sex with a woman just to get some.
Girl: how'd the hook up go last night?
Girl 2: hes such a shiznappled shot gun.
Girl: Why?!
Girl 2: he kept saying 'i wanna get this base done!!'

shiznapple 

A word devised to avoid using the word "shit" for the purpose of talking clean. It is a substitute word for "shit".
Example 1:
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!

Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!
shiznapple by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008

Shiznipple 

The unvoluntary squirt or leak of liquid or milk from the female nipple. However it isa possible that a male can have one. It is usually painful and often occurs during puberty or when pregnant.
'I had a huge shiznipple last night'
'My shiznipple got on my bathroom wall'

shizapple 

to do something awesome but stupid and then have no consiquences
After doing a front flip land on you head and no get a concoushin "Shizapple"
shizapple by top doq April 18, 2009

shinappens

"i believe i'm prego..."
"i know! Shinappens!"
" thanks...."
shinappens by IMPREGOFOREGO May 2, 2010

Shiznipples 

When one's nipples are very perky and are noticeable through their shirt. Unfortunately, this seems to happen more to middle aged men than anyone else. :'(
Bill: Dude, look at Jeremy, he has fuckin' shiznipples.
Dan: I know man, they're like fucking mountains!
Shiznipples by MotherLiquorLicker October 20, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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