slirvs 

Slirvs or pronounced Sl-errvs is a Tiktoker/Youtuber/instagram Model. his Tikyok is slirvs. His Youtube is Slirvs. His Instagram is slirvs

Bro did you see Slirvs video last night?

slirvs by 2CoolCatsSwimimg August 14, 2022

slires 

an ailment, main symptom being unwillingness to get up and do something. can be caused by comfort and lazyness.

i was going to go to the store and buy some eggs but i got a mean case of the slires, so i ended up watching 3 and a half hours of happy days instead.

slires by scp February 22, 2005

Slirpse 

to chirpse with someone you don't think is that fit but they are still nice; i.e. when you are drunk

That boy you're texting, slirpse or chirpse? Lol, slirpse, he's got a glass eye.

Slirpse by Fingal O'Flahertie May 24, 2010

Slirsty 

When you are sleepy but also is thirsty

" Darius was slirsty at 5:00 a.m. "

Slirsty by UnknownSexciiCreature June 13, 2017

Slires 

A condition in which one is so content that the thought of any kind of action is sickening. The action could seem appealing but doing nothing is top priority during this sickness. A couch or chair or bed is the top location for such an illness. The slires are a wonderful way to get out of work because your action interested friend will always know that a case of the slires is basically incurable.

Sam: Double, lets go bowling.
Dub: Bowling? sounds good... but...
Sam: Ahh shit D, the slires
Dub: Ugh, yeah.
Sam: Bastard, I suppose you'll be on that couch for a while?
Dub: You suppose correctly friend

Slires by Double Dander August 21, 2006

Slivsgaard 

Pretty much a loser that needs to get a fucking life.

They also have very small penises

That guys is a fucking slivsgaard.

Slivsgaard by Coolkid22334 July 21, 2010

slirps 

A bitch

Stop being a slirps

slirps by batim December 30, 2016