Slirpse 

to chirpse with someone you don't think is that fit but they are still nice; i.e. when you are drunk

That boy you're texting, slirpse or chirpse? Lol, slirpse, he's got a glass eye.

Slirpse by Fingal O'Flahertie May 24, 2010

Slurpse 

A sly chirpse - not blatent - but an equally respected and successful bread winner as the original chirpse

Can be negated with sloppy as a precursor; sloppy slurpse

Guy 1 "You get on that girl last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, classic phone steal and 'find"
Guy 1 "Fucking good slurpse"

Slurpse by BreadWinner101 July 5, 2010

slirps 

A bitch

Stop being a slirps

slirps by batim December 30, 2016