slewer

A person with verbal diarrhoea who talks complete slew/cattle crap and makes up lies for attention seeking.

Jeffrey was talking complete slew the other day so that he would get some attention and likes on Twitter, he’s such a slewer!

slewer by Theno1shoes October 21, 2018

Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

sewerslide 

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide

person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.

sewerslide by Sinning boi June 17, 2020

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

sewerslide 

suicide but sewerslide.

I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this

sewerslide by ThisIsMySchoolAccountL@L! December 5, 2018

Sewer Camel 

A female who tarts herself via online platorms such as Instagram or Twitch.

Attention seeking to an obsessive level, she craves validation, though ultimately will only recieve it from the type of men she despises.
Clearly an atrocious and disfunctional human to all but basment dwelling neckbeards, she has no moral issues with accepting online "donations" from these males in order to finance a delusional lifestyle.

Specilises in "cosplay" involving lingerie and elf ears.

"Why are you sending PayPal gifts to that Sewer Camel?"

"Your just jealous. She's my girlfriend. She's an Instagram Model. I sold my sword & anime pillow collection to donate money to her."

Sewer Camel by Kransky on a stick November 10, 2018

Sewer Missle 

People-Propelled poop projectile

Something that occurs after a long night of drinkin with the posse. Best deposited at work, a pubic shitter or a friends house. Never drop a Sewer Missle at home unless you have the extra cash for Rotor-Rooter.

Sewer Missle by DFlowers December 15, 2011