sewerslide 

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide

person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.

sewerslide by Sinning boi June 17, 2020

sewerslide 

suicide but sewerslide.

I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this

sewerslide by ThisIsMySchoolAccountL@L! December 5, 2018

sewerslide 

people use this as a code word for su!c!de so they don't get banned, mostly seen on tiktok.

"hey what acc happened to him?'
"sewerslide"
"omg can you give them my condolences for me?"
"ofc"

sewerslide by arson345 September 8, 2022

Sewerslide 

Something I want to do

Her:sry I don’t like you

My mind:imma go Kermit sewerslide

Sewerslide by HSsimp<3WACOR December 4, 2021

sewerslide 

The act of sneezing into a vagina

"hey babe! I'm sorry for giving you the old sewerslide last night," said dan to louise.

sewerslide by graceellen03 February 1, 2018

Sewerslide 

Also see unalive.
Sewerslide is a PG version of suicide, typically used to "keep videos monetized". Psst. It does nothing.

Youtuber: "The 8 year old died by sewerslide."
Viewer: "Sewerslide? Really?"
Youtuber: "After biting the dust, xeir feminine parent unalived faerself."
Viewer: "Shut uupppp-"

Sewerslide by Ha Gar November 11, 2024

Go Kermit Sewerslide 

Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window

one peaceful day on Roblox

Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide

Go Kermit Sewerslide by HeysStuff October 9, 2018