sewerslide

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide

person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.

by Sinning boi June 17, 2020

sewerslide

suicide but sewerslide.

I saw kermit sewersliding last night. It was very sad. now i have to write sewerslide again just so it lets me submit this

by ThisIsMySchoolAccountL@L! December 5, 2018

sewerslide

people use this as a code word for su!c!de so they don't get banned, mostly seen on tiktok.

"hey what acc happened to him?'
"sewerslide"
"omg can you give them my condolences for me?"
"ofc"

by arson345 September 8, 2022

sewerslide

The act of sneezing into a vagina

"hey babe! I'm sorry for giving you the old sewerslide last night," said dan to louise.

by graceellen03 February 1, 2018

Sewerslide

Something I want to do

Her:sry I don’t like you

My mind:imma go Kermit sewerslide

by HSsimp<3WACOR December 4, 2021

Go Kermit Sewerslide

Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window

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Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide

by HeysStuff October 9, 2018

trombone sewerslides

A euphemism for trombone suicides used by some schools because the school/district feels using the word suicide in casual conversation is insensitive.
Often shortened to just sewerslides.

Band director to class: Trombones. Your going to learn how to do trombone sewerslides and do them at the football game without offing your classmates.
Student: Why don't we say suicides?
Band director: Because the office doesn't like it when we use that word.

by BrenUnderPar July 11, 2025