A side dish so
bad it tastes
like sewer and makes you want to commit suicide after eating it.
Often seen at over-marketed joints
like 99 and Olive Garden to make their meals look larger.
Good restaurant visiter tries the
side: “Eeugh. This Tastes
like total shit. It’s fucking Sewerside”
Calls over-helpful bitch waitress who wants a good
tip: “Can you replace this with something edible?”
Bitch waitress: “I can get you another of the same.”
...Good restaurant visitor commits suicide