1) I boarded the extremely busy train at Blackfriars on the circle line and after the doors shut, I deliberately detonated a sewerside bomb. It wasn't long before the harrowing
consequences of my
olfactory assault were visible on every disgusted face within a three metre radius.
2) Whilst standing
on the bus the other day I had the irresistible urge to barf and it soon became evident that a despicable sewerside bomber was in our midst.