1) I boarded the extremely busy train at Blackfriars on the circle
line and after the doors shut, I deliberately detonated a sewerside bomb. It wasn't
long before the harrowing consequences of my olfactory assault were visible on every disgusted face within a three metre radius.
2) Whilst standing on the bus the other day I had the irresistible urge to barf and it soon became evident that a despicable sewerside
bomber was in our midst.