sewercide 

when you kill yourself by jumping headfirst into a sewer and drowning in literal shit

Tony: have you seen Lenn lately

Kate: oh you didn't hear she committed sewercide?

sewercide by whathappenedtoprim September 30, 2019

sewercide 

Committing suicide in a sewer.

Jeff was found cold and limp after committing sewercide.

sewercide by Moonsauce November 14, 2011

sewercide 

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

sewercide by Moose May 20, 2004

Sewercide 

When someone is found slumped over dead on the toilet hovering above their own bowel movement having been overcome by methane due to the lack of a courtesy flush, they have committed Sewercide.

Wade's death was ruled a Sewercide when his body was removed from the porcelain throne revealing a large and noxious fecal mass.

Sewercide by Wadeoff Innair March 28, 2015

Sewercide 

Sewercide: The act of terminating one’s own life by flushing themself down a toilet.

The act of committing sewercide is such a shitty way to die that it shouldn’t even be contemplated!

Sewercide by Captainmanic59 July 9, 2023

Sewercide 

When you drop your phone in the toilet

I just committed sewercide, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet

Sewercide by Purpstar615 March 4, 2023

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

kermit sewercide by mintyjjk May 7, 2018