slashington

to take a leak, usually after the consumption of alcohol in a pub, bar, club.

i`ll be back in a minute, im gonna chuck a slashington in the corner where no one can see me.

by Designated K.E.G. January 5, 2008

Swashington

A sex position; a cross between the wheelbarrow and the swirlie

Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?

by Tyranitar September 21, 2009

Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020

slatington special

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it

We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.

by dogs bower February 18, 2006

Dick Slappington

1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies

2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice

1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."

2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"

by Jooglin January 2, 2010

slangington

the best language to ever exist

add -ington to the end of every important word in ya sentence

Person 1: Bruh you're so weirdington, fuck you oppington.
Person 2: I swear to godington, i'll pull a glockington on yo assington
Person 3: Ion mean to interrupt but what language yall speaking, its tuffa than a hoe
Person 1 + 2: SLANGINGTON!!

by aariz & luca November 29, 2022

Seshington World of Adventures

(Noun) The mystical destination one arrives at when they consume enough narcotics and booze in one sitting to achieve a deity-like state of mind #paradise

Somewhere in Valencia, 2017...
“Oi Seano, you ain’t said much lately.”
Seano: “I can’t talk right now. I’m in Seshington World of Adventures.”

by Dirty Mike Do What You Like May 31, 2019