Swirlie:

n. pl. -s
v. to give a swirlie

Variations: swirley, swirly

A form of torture/punishment in which the victim is held upside down over a toilet, with his head in the toilet bowl, while it is flushed. Variations on this theme include holding a long-haired person over the toilet so that the hair merely rotates with the draining water or completely immersing the victim's head in the water.
Having been given one too many swirlies in grade school, and with the support of the EPA, congressman Nichols introduced legislation banning toilets, bathrooms, and any kind of response to "the call of nature."
by Ben Gardner February 25, 2003
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Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.

Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".
by KHD August 20, 2003
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1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.
1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003
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Someone who's existence is merely a holding pattern in the toilet bowl of life and who will go swirling down the drain at the slightest decrease in forward inertia. So weak is their character and constitution, that the slightest emotional bump in the road will send them swirling away. They won't even have time to curl up in the fetal position and suck their thumb.
He's such swirlie. He quit his job, citing self-esteem issues, then spiraled further into depression and self-loathing after moving into his mother's basement.
by jpinbayview April 9, 2009
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The process of sticking someone's head in the toilet and flushing
I gave that retard a swirly!
by 2dFx December 9, 2002
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Flushing someone’s head in a toilet. This prank is done by the jocks to humiliate nerds. It is very stressful and uncomfortable being the receiver of this prank.
I always get swirlies because the jocks of the soccer team want to punish me for being a nerd. During the whole day after a swirly my hair is wet and when the toilet had poop in it, i smell shit. But I am getting used to it because anyways I still have a lot of years before graduating.
by Plsnotanotherswirly March 28, 2020
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A prank often pulled in high school, in which a group of kids hold one kid upside down over a toilet then dunk their head in and flush it, resulting in a "swirl" style hairdo.
The popular kids have me many swirlys in high school, finding it amusing to hold my head in the toilet and flush it repeatedly. One time they got six people to go pee in the same toilet without flushing before dunking me repeatedly and using my hair like a toilet brush. I've only ever had one chocolate swirly (where someone poops in the toilet and doesn't flush before giving the swirly) and it was the worst experience of my life!!
by Rappunk799 March 31, 2015
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