A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of
fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone
may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and
raw fecal matter.
I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my
car. I hit her out of pity.
Bobby cried himself to sleep at
night because he lived in Slatington.
We all starting hurling as
soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.