slangington

the best language to ever exist

add -ington to the end of every important word in ya sentence

Person 1: Bruh you're so weirdington, fuck you oppington.
Person 2: I swear to godington, i'll pull a glockington on yo assington
Person 3: Ion mean to interrupt but what language yall speaking, its tuffa than a hoe
Person 1 + 2: SLANGINGTON!!

by aariz & luca November 29, 2022

Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020

slatington special

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it

We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.

by dogs bower February 18, 2006

Dick Slappington

1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies

2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice

1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."

2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"

by Jooglin January 2, 2010

Shlawgington

A foolsih person or another word for dawg

Ismael is a shlawgington

by Abuckhave August 22, 2023

Slatington

A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.

I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my car. I hit her out of pity.

Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.

We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.

by flapjack bob August 30, 2005

Slatington

A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.

I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.

by death2qwerty January 24, 2005