Tweet: ion like driving at night.

Once Lisa got the vax she turned into such a vaxinista

When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."

ion think Billie Jean is my lover

Do you want to have sex?

I Can't ion have a condom

Shawn: Hey Sean, have you seen my green hat? i think i left it at school
Sean: Sorry m, havent seen it. dont you have alot of green hats?
Shawn: ion know 🤷🏻 ♀️

Solvents consist of ions.