Tweet: ion like driving at night.

“That show is all copaganda. No such thing as a good cop.”

When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."

ion think Billie Jean is my lover

Do you want to have sex?

I Can't ion have a condom

Solvents consist of ions.

When salt is added to water it dissolves by breaking into it's conjugate ions.