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slarming 

Lounging on the settee, couch with pyjamas on during the day or night from the verb 'to slarm' lounge about not properly dressed.

Slarming gear - pyjamas, dressing gown
See you've got your slarming gear on then!
slarming by oldghostwalker March 3, 2018
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Bongo-Slamming 

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.
An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.
Bongo-Slamming by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

Biscuit Slamming 

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!
Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

Bed Slamming 

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.
Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.
Bed Slamming by aksival December 2, 2007

Lamington Slammington 

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.
"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

swarming 

An assault or mugging in which a group of people all attack a single individual at once.
Police are warning citizens not to go out alone after a recent wave of swarmings.
swarming by RobinHood70_1 November 4, 2016

Slarmin' Hard 

To do completely unproductive things (surf teh interwebs for pictures of pugs in clothes, watch an entire season of Dr. Who, eat massive amounts of chicken wangs) for excessive amounts of time, especially while in a ridiculously relaxed/possibly unhygienic state.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your Bar Mitzvah, Timmy, I was too busy slarmin' hard.
Slarmin' Hard by Uhhh Na Nah Na Nah September 15, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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