Slarping

When you have to restart the God damn system and ADS05 extracts blood from your eyes just to pretend to play submarine

But CO wants more slarping from sonar and fire control especially while squadron is down.

by Estez Juan October 3, 2020

Slarping

The act of shitting while you’re sleeping.

Oh rats, I’ve been caught slarping the bed again!

by Cum fuk mi nao June 18, 2022

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.

by nike kicks March 29, 2022

Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021

Slapping flap

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.

I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.

by Bonals May 26, 2018

Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

by Freddi3 August 1, 2010