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A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
by aksival July 3, 2007
Get the asshack mug.A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
by aksival July 24, 2007
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Get the Bed Slamming mug.Example 1
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.
Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.
Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."
by aksival February 4, 2007
Get the Second Lining mug.The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.
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Get the Panera Time mug.A shit so terrible and so vile that it renders the receiving device completely unusable until somebody in facilities arrives to repair it. The GBU-28 missile was given the nickname 'Bunker Buster' because of it's similar effect on caves in Afghanistan.
James just ate four grilled-stuffed burritos from Taco Bell...watch out, he's gonna drop a bunker buster!
by aksival February 4, 2007
Get the Bunker Buster mug.The combination of the word "raunchy" and "tonsils". Although the term is not gender-specific, it most commonly refers to a female who is forced to take a vicious fart in the mouth.
'ronsils' can also occur as a result of a fart sandwich, but is not nearly as funny as the first condition.
'ronsils' can also occur as a result of a fart sandwich, but is not nearly as funny as the first condition.
We held Vicky down and farted bare-ass right into her mouth...she had a bad case of the ronsils for at least a week :)
by aksival September 24, 2007
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