Second Lining

The act of being second in line to another person, especially in an undesirable situation.

Example 1
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.

Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."

by aksival February 01, 2007

Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

by aksival December 17, 2006

Wet Seat

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".

By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.

by aksival October 20, 2008

flubulous

Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you

Evan was obsessed with Rebecca until he saw her flubulous body in person.

by aksival January 22, 2008

I'm Thinkin' Arby's

1. A phrase used to indicate one's negative feelings regarding a proposed situation.

2. A courteous declination to an unpleasant proposition.

Dude #1: "Hey, man. How would you like to spend a night with that beast?!?"
Dude #2: "I'm thinkin' Arby's!"

Friend #1: "What do you think about going to Kevin's place after the game?"
Friend #2: "No way, dude. Kevin's a jerk! I'm thinkin' Arby's."

by aksival December 17, 2006

Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

by aksival November 09, 2007

mediocredite

The most common race of human beings known to Earth, specifically noted for their uncanny ability to remain obscenely mediocre and oblivious for the entire duration of their lives. Mediocredites tend to live in herds and are subliminally controlled by any sort of authority that can utilize and manipulate them with ease, especially advertisement agencies and government.

The government can easily manipulate the mediocredites, effectively limiting the concept of "power to the people".

by aksival February 19, 2008