aksival's definitions

Juggernauting

1. The uncanny, irrefutable act of being a juggernaut; acting in such ways as to depict a juggernaut or juggernaut-like character.

2. Being an asshole.

1. That guy was juggernauting around on stage like he owned the whole theater.

2. "I wish you'd stop juggernauting around...my parents are really starting to get pissed off."

by aksival February 13, 2007

asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

by aksival July 3, 2007

asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

by aksival July 24, 2007

Second Lining

The act of being second in line to another person, especially in an undesirable situation.

Example 1
Rich second-lined Sam in the bathroom at Taco Bell...he barely made it out alive.

Example 2
"I heard Mike was second lining every drunk girl he could find at the party last weekend."
"Yeah, he's got the drips now."

by aksival February 4, 2007

ronsils

The combination of the word "raunchy" and "tonsils". Although the term is not gender-specific, it most commonly refers to a female who is forced to take a vicious fart in the mouth.

'ronsils' can also occur as a result of a fart sandwich, but is not nearly as funny as the first condition.

We held Vicky down and farted bare-ass right into her mouth...she had a bad case of the ronsils for at least a week :)

by aksival September 24, 2007

flubulous

Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you

Evan was obsessed with Rebecca until he saw her flubulous body in person.

by aksival January 22, 2008

I'm Thinkin' Arby's

1. A phrase used to indicate one's negative feelings regarding a proposed situation.

2. A courteous declination to an unpleasant proposition.

Dude #1: "Hey, man. How would you like to spend a night with that beast?!?"
Dude #2: "I'm thinkin' Arby's!"

Friend #1: "What do you think about going to Kevin's place after the game?"
Friend #2: "No way, dude. Kevin's a jerk! I'm thinkin' Arby's."

by aksival December 18, 2006