aksival's definitions

Wet Seat

When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".

By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.

by aksival February 23, 2009

mediocredite

The most common race of human beings known to Earth, specifically noted for their uncanny ability to remain obscenely mediocre and oblivious for the entire duration of their lives. Mediocredites tend to live in herds and are subliminally controlled by any sort of authority that can utilize and manipulate them with ease, especially advertisement agencies and government.

The government can easily manipulate the mediocredites, effectively limiting the concept of "power to the people".

by aksival February 19, 2008

flubulous

Full of incomprehensible amounts of fatness and lard-like matter; a way to describe that cute girl online that only showed you her headshots before going on a date with you

Evan was obsessed with Rebecca until he saw her flubulous body in person.

by aksival January 22, 2008

Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

by aksival December 2, 2007

ronsils

The combination of the word "raunchy" and "tonsils". Although the term is not gender-specific, it most commonly refers to a female who is forced to take a vicious fart in the mouth.

'ronsils' can also occur as a result of a fart sandwich, but is not nearly as funny as the first condition.

We held Vicky down and farted bare-ass right into her mouth...she had a bad case of the ronsils for at least a week :)

by aksival September 24, 2007

asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

by aksival July 24, 2007

asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

by aksival July 3, 2007