slamingly

A word my dad made up describing hot dogd baked beans and macaroni and cheese.

That's slamingly good.

slamingly by Pie squared X2 February 23, 2011

slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

slappingly by Freddi3 August 1, 2010

seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

seemingly harmless words by chairman_meow February 20, 2009

Flamingly Jewish 

A Jew that is so obviously Jewish, you can see it from a mile away.
A flamingly Jewish man would most likely wear a yarmulke, have a long beard, speak fluent Hebrew or Yiddish, only eat Kosher foods,and regularly attend a synagogue.

Mr. Cohen is flamingly Jewish, so naturally he speaks fluent Hebrew and attends a synagogue every week.

Flamingly Jewish by Mr. King1234 April 8, 2009

seemingly ranch 

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).

Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.

seemingly ranch by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023

sparingly 

All day, every day, every hour.

Sarah: How often do you eat fast food?
Amir: Sparingly.
Sarah: Really? That's great!
Jake: No, watch this, Amir, what does sparingly mean?
Amir: All day, every day, every hour, GOTTA HAVE CHICKEN NUGGETS IN MY POCKET NOW!!

sparingly by nutrition September 5, 2009

slaming the ham 

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

slaming the ham by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008