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Sexual acts done while using the program skype, similar to cyber sex

Flora: I want cyber sex!
Rex: I want skype and sex!
Flora: How about cyber sex mixed with skype?
Rex: You mean skyper sex?!

skyper sex by Danny Blaine October 25, 2011

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Skype Sex

Cyber sex is best while having skype sex using the easiest free platform called Skype.

www.SkypeSexting.com

My muff mitten was trembling like a pregnant nun after skype sex and hours of skyping like this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like a prostitute with the clap. With my dangling flaps now much like a badly battered housewife, he thought it was time to start pounding my prolapsed pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a tapered nugget, I wondered?

Skype Sex by Thedurb November 27, 2019

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skype sex

To have cybersex with someone over skype video chat

I skype sexed my Girlfrined while she was away in Ireland

skype sex by JT Dawg May 24, 2008

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Skype Sex

Two fat unattractive people waving their genetils at their respective webcams whilst talking dirty.

Dude, Alex and Johnny had skype sex last night.

Skype Sex by Logan_The_Badass March 25, 2016

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Makeup Skype Sex

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.

My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her

Makeup Skype Sex by thetwombler February 19, 2011

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Skype sex

Showing penus and vagena while rubbing/yanking together over the app Skype.

Omg I just totally had skype sex with that hot dude from the football team

Skype sex by Dynexutie September 27, 2017

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skypersex

(noun) the act of performing sexual intercourse,acts, or favors using skype including, but not limited to the following: stripping, masturbating, dirty talk, licking the camera, licking anything, food sex, inserting objects into body orifices,or doing one's taxes.

Sam: Jane, would you like to have skypersex?

Jane: Yes, let me first close all the windows on my screen.

Sam: Ooh skype me you dirty bitch!

skypersex by Shulie and Bone January 2, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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