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skyper sex 

Sexual acts done while using the program skype, similar to cyber sex
Flora: I want cyber sex!
Rex: I want skype and sex!
Flora: How about cyber sex mixed with skype?
Rex: You mean skyper sex?!
skyper sex by Danny Blaine October 25, 2011
Words you can keep

Skype Sex 

Cyber sex is best while having skype sex using the easiest free platform called Skype.

www.SkypeSexting.com
My muff mitten was trembling like a pregnant nun after skype sex and hours of skyping like this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like a prostitute with the clap. With my dangling flaps now much like a badly battered housewife, he thought it was time to start pounding my prolapsed pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a tapered nugget, I wondered?
Skype Sex by Thedurb November 27, 2019

skype sex 

To have cybersex with someone over skype video chat
I skype sexed my Girlfrined while she was away in Ireland
skype sex by JT Dawg May 24, 2008

Skype Sex 

Two fat unattractive people waving their genetils at their respective webcams whilst talking dirty.
Dude, Alex and Johnny had skype sex last night.
Skype Sex by Logan_The_Badass March 25, 2016

Makeup Skype Sex 

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.
My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her
Makeup Skype Sex by thetwombler February 19, 2011

Skype sex 

Showing penus and vagena while rubbing/yanking together over the app Skype.
Omg I just totally had skype sex with that hot dude from the football team
Skype sex by Dynexutie September 27, 2017

skypersex 

(noun) the act of performing sexual intercourse,acts, or favors using skype including, but not limited to the following: stripping, masturbating, dirty talk, licking the camera, licking anything, food sex, inserting objects into body orifices,or doing one's taxes.
Sam: Jane, would you like to have skypersex?

Jane: Yes, let me first close all the windows on my screen.

Sam: Ooh skype me you dirty bitch!
skypersex by Shulie and Bone January 2, 2008
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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