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to give smaller than the correct amount
fuckin bitch skimped me on that 8th, shit only weights 2.9 on the digi
by 187 October 26, 2003
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1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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To give less than is expected.
The cafeteria skimps out and gives me a lame spork.
by Dusty April 12, 2005
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A slightly crazed punk chick in the southeast of England.
by DJ2k8 August 06, 2008
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A person who tries their hardest to mooch off of friends, family, etc. This act of 'skimping' may be completed in various different ways such as forcing people to give you rides, asking for people to pay for you and just never paying them back, and going to someone's house and eating all of their food. Skimps are notoriously known for never saying thank you. Someone is NOT a skimp if people OFFER these services and are happy to do it.
Me: Jesus H. Christ, that kid Ryan is SUCH a skimp. He made me drive him across town to get food and then had me drop him off at his friend's house and didn't invite me.

You: Shit. Did he say thank you at least?

Me: Nahhh. Does he ever say thank you?

You: Never. Your girlfriend Chiara is a skimp too right?

Me: Are you kidding? I have no problem driving her around. In fact im happy to do it. She's not a skimp at all. Also she repays me sexually
by Theadorable July 28, 2010
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A skimp is a term used to describe a female who is extremely sexy but at times may wear's skimpy outfits.

Overall, its just a term for a sexy female.
GIRL: HAI there boo.
BOY: yo whats good skimp. you lookin' damn fine today.
GIRL: AWE you so kind. im just tryin on some more 4 inch skirts.
by scumslug October 18, 2009
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a code word originated in a Florida 'drug house' meaning a person was high/is high.
"Look at 'skimps' over there"

"he's skimpin"

"im totaly skimped"

"they call me skimps"
by greg-bird July 10, 2008
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