Panagakis42069's definitions

Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021

Stonks man

Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.

Your mom gets turned on by Stonks man

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

Getting nooned

When someone pops a cap in your ass old west style. Typically with a six shooter, but it can happen with a lever action rifle.

I love it when I watch westerns and is getting nooned!!!!!

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

Gettin Jesse’ed

Gettin Jesse’ed is when your girlfriend stops giving you interest and eventually becomes lesbian. It is terrible for moral and is sad. Hang in there Jesse.

I feel so bad for Jesse, he’s Gettin Jesse’ed

by Panagakis42069 May 6, 2021

Duchesne Utah

1. The county seat of duchesne county, Ut.
2. A place where a lot of crackheads live and mate and make more baby crackheads that will one day invade the rest of Utah and eventually the world.

1. Have you ever been to the duchesne county fair?
2. My cousin lives in Duchesne Utah, no wonder he’s such a crackhead.

by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

Ashton Conway Arnold

Ashton Conway Arnold is a proud 46 year old Ute Indian from fort Duchesne Utah. He goes by the tribal name “slow Buffalo”. Mostly because he is slow. He has been married 7 times and has 42 kids. He is only 5 feet tall and he weighs 600 pounds. When people have to move him, they have to use at least a medium duty pick up truck or he will crush it.

Ashton Conway Arnold makes fat bastard look small!!!!!

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

Simpus

1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy

1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.

by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020