1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy

1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.

Simpus by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

Get the Simpus mug.

Stimpus

A cringey situation.

Daddy you do know that meme is tots stimpus right?

Stimpus by FLOP756 June 22, 2016

Get the Stimpus mug.

Simpusation

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.

Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.

Simpusation by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020

Get the Simpusation mug.

skimpus

An insulting name used to describe someone who is wimpy and or an outcast.

Hey look it's Skimpus! Let's go beat that little pansy into a pulp!

skimpus by QUEERHOMOMAN August 11, 2023

Get the skimpus mug.

scimps

shrimp

"yo where da scimps?"

scimps by jeffy keegan February 12, 2009

Get the scimps mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Get the Plate of Brown mug.

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

Word of the Day on October 21, 2026