Scimpus

A kid who has no idea what the FUCK he is doing

Scimpus over here touched the soccer ball with his hands.

by Thicc Unit February 27, 2020

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!

by schneilu May 6, 2022

Simpus

1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy

1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.

by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

Stimpus

A cringey situation.

Daddy you do know that meme is tots stimpus right?

by FLOP756 June 22, 2016

Simpusation

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.

Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.

by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020

skimpus

An insulting name used to describe someone who is wimpy and or an outcast.

Hey look it's Skimpus! Let's go beat that little pansy into a pulp!

by QUEERHOMOMAN August 11, 2023

scimps

shrimp

"yo where da scimps?"

by jeffy keegan February 12, 2009