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1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
Simpus by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020
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Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus 

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!
Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!

Virginius Simpus 

A condition where the a member of the male species is denied the privilege of intercourse due to not possessing the skill to be a dominating alpha member of society. They are forced to treat the female members as a Goddess rather than an equal.
Yo why is this guy simping for the streamer? I think he's got the Virginius Simpus.

Simpson Negro

A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.
Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.
Simpson Negro by Mikey Boyer July 17, 2011

Amber Heard Simps 

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.
Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!

bradley simpson

An incredibly hot, sexy, adorable, cheeky boy who sings like an angel from Birmingham. He is the lead vocalist for The Vamps.
girl: omg do you see that guy over there
friend: no way! is it bradley simpson
girl: no, bradley is WAY hotter
bradley simpson by Aria Rose December 26, 2013

homer simpson 

homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004