Stimpus

A cringey situation.

Daddy you do know that meme is tots stimpus right?

by FLOP756 June 22, 2016

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus

Er ist ein Simp!!!
Er simpt alle Mädchen der Klasse an!!!

Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus ist ein Simp!!!

by schneilu May 6, 2022

Stimpson J. Cat

Stimpy's full name from "The Ren & Stimpy Show," as revealed in the episode "Stimpy's Big Day."

Are you Stimpson J. Cat?

by moogmagician July 22, 2012

Simpus

1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy

1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.

by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

ren and stimps

A super fine pair a best friends forever who are always rockin' boots 'n hats. A camera in one hand, cigarette in the other. All around fly as hell.

"Yo man, lets go talk to those girls!"

"No way, they're such ren and stimps! They only look at guys with lip pierces and various addictions."

by Erica and Margaret November 9, 2007

Stimpulse

An impulse or jerk reaction that is regretted later on. Basically short for stupid impulse.

I don't know why I did it, I was in the heat of the moment, it was a stimpulse.

by BoltMedia February 1, 2016

Stumpus

Stumpus is out lord and savior who will guide us to his home universe through the dark voids of space, once we reach his home universe he will make us immortal and we will all sit together at his table and eat Stumpus fruit.

Our great lord and savior Stumpus will grant us with enough Stumpus fruit to enlighten us in his holy ways.

by HailStumpus October 3, 2017