1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy

1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.

Simpus by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

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ren and stimps

A super fine pair a best friends forever who are always rockin' boots 'n hats. A camera in one hand, cigarette in the other. All around fly as hell.

"Yo man, lets go talk to those girls!"

"No way, they're such ren and stimps! They only look at guys with lip pierces and various addictions."

ren and stimps by Erica and Margaret November 9, 2007

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Stimpulse

An impulse or jerk reaction that is regretted later on. Basically short for stupid impulse.

I don't know why I did it, I was in the heat of the moment, it was a stimpulse.

Stimpulse by BoltMedia February 1, 2016

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Stumpus

Stumpus is out lord and savior who will guide us to his home universe through the dark voids of space, once we reach his home universe he will make us immortal and we will all sit together at his table and eat Stumpus fruit.

Our great lord and savior Stumpus will grant us with enough Stumpus fruit to enlighten us in his holy ways.

Stumpus by HailStumpus October 3, 2017

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