sjard

Ex: "Dude, you were loving it when I was going hard on your buttocks! I would have never guessed you were a Sjard."

sjard by scumbag96 May 24, 2016

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Dork Shard

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009

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A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.

I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

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Person A: Have you talked to sardick lately?
Person B: Yeah I heard he was chugging cock last saturday

Sardick by mxntalhxper August 13, 2023

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A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.

I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!

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Describes the male’s act of masturbation. Widely used in Spain. As an adjective, can be used both in an abusive or friendly way.

Edgar tiene la mala costumbre de menearse la sardina todas las noches.

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A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

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