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A person who loves it hard up their ass
Ex: "Dude, you were loving it when I was going hard on your buttocks! I would have never guessed you were a Sjard."
sjard by scumbag96 May 24, 2016
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Dork Shard 

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009
Related Words
sjard Sardine sard shard barbie sardonic sardar sardis sardina Sardining Scard

Sardonicast 

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.
I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.
An nickname for a french person who loves cock
Person A: Have you talked to sardick lately?
Person B: Yeah I heard he was chugging cock last saturday
Sardick by mxntalhxper August 13, 2023
A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.
I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!
T-Shard by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007

Menearse la sardina 

Describes the male’s act of masturbation. Widely used in Spain. As an adjective, can be used both in an abusive or friendly way.
Edgar tiene la mala costumbre de menearse la sardina todas las noches.

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".
"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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