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A state of constant lethargy; alternately, to enter or remain in said state. Can be used as a verb or noun, and by extremely tricky folk, an adjective.
I was going to go see the Garfield movie, but I sarded and jerked off instead.
by feetarse July 06, 2006
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Slang word for 'bye' when leaving one or more people

also, if someone suddenly leaves the company of others, shouting this can be a reaction to their exit

can be used to full effect if very loud or stretched
"Rite see yaa!"

by fake-tales-of-hull August 27, 2006
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An idiot who has to be sarcastic after almost, if not all statements.
Dude 1.) AGH! john is such a sard.
Dude 2.) Yeah everytime i say something he has some douchy sarcastic remark.
by griff69 December 08, 2008
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A slang term for someone that is a native from the Italian island of Sardegna.
Dude, so we all thought she was from Rome. It turned out to be that she was a Sard.
by Rodrigo Duarte September 28, 2006
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