Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

Sardonic

Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.

Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...

by M.Boyle April 24, 2007

Sardonic

it's the fancy word for being an asshole

You're such a douchebag that you're bordering on sardonic.

by Beeblebro1 July 12, 2015

Sardonic

Sarcastic

You have a sardonic wit.

by Umami please February 11, 2022

sardonic

Sardine-like, relating to sassy sardines

I wouldn't say i'm sassy, just a little sardonic. You mean you smell like fish?

by aemeilius April 21, 2018

sardonic

disdainfully erotic or skeptically humorous and vaginal.

When Grey told Brown he was being sardonic, Brown was not aroused.

by humpy321 January 8, 2006

Sardonicast

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.

I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

by SpencerNolanRice May 16, 2018