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Simper Saiyan 

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.
Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.
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The act of being a simp
John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.
Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020
Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.
Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers
Simpers by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

Simptard 

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020

Simper Fi 

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".
I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!
Simper Fi by XDaDePsak June 22, 2020

SimpTard 

"You're such a simptard"- karen
SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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